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The Things People Have Asked and Said to Me On Black Atheists | Facebook

“Why do the memes have white people in them if this is a black atheist page?”

Same reason there’s peanut butter in your cabinet even though it was made by a black man. Also, you’re stupid and you should feel bad.

“Why do you have to post so many things about black people?”

Damned if I do, damned if I don’t. That’s all I’m going to say to that.

“I don’t see color, I’m blind to it. Everything isn’t always about race.”

If that’s how you feel and believe in your heart of hearts, fine. All I can say to that is you should reconsider and educate yourself because saying that is pretty fucked up.

“Can I join this page even though I’m not black?”

Can you read? Did you bother seeing if that question could be answered before contacting the page? No? Damn. What did you learn? Also, there’s nothing to join. You like the page and you can take part if you want or lurk like most people do if you want. If I wanted seclusion of other races, I would have made a group and become like the other secluded atheist pages for black people. I can’t get the message out if I don’t have allies on all fronts. Come on!

“You just hate yourself and you hate white people.”

If you would have said that to my face, I would have most likely punched you in the mouth. You don’t know me and you’re talking through your feelings. There’s no reason whatsoever to think that bullshit when you visit Black Atheists. Stop it.

“Can I see what you look like?”

Yes. When I’m ready, I’ll eventually show myself. I usually do once every few months.

“Can you make shirts and mugs and stickers?”

I did. No one was interested after I put in all that work.

“Why does this page come with so much drama?”

Are you awake? I have to ask because anyone that’s awake wouldn’t ask that question. Do you see the name of the Facebook page? It’s self-explanatory.

“Why are there a lot more white people on here than black people?”

Why do you wear pyjamas to bed when you can sleep naked? Is my response.

“I want to be your token white friend.”

Are you – excuse my French – are you fucking kidding me? You have to be. You just gotta be.

“This is nothing but a hate page”

And people lash out at things they don’t understand.

“Why do you let white people on here? Why can’t they just get their own shit!?”

You don’t have to stay, you can leave. Make your own goddamn page and then meticulously boot people who don’t fit your melanin scale out of it. Problem solved. Hope it doesn’t get big because when will you find the time?!

“You should seriously stop posting stuff like this, it’s offensive. We get it, you’re black.”

There’s something I get, you’re whack. It’s my page, I do what the fuck I want on it. There are multiple ways in giving feedback and guess what? That isn’t one of them.



What If There Was No Black People

This is a story of a little boy named Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his Grandfather, “What if there were no Black people in the world?”

Well, Grandfather about that for a moment and then said, “Son, follow me around today and let’s just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world. Get dressed and we will get started.”

Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. But there were no shoes, and his clothes were all wrinkled. He looked for the iron, but when he reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a Black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a Black man invented the shoe lasting machine.

Theo ran to the internet for a chat with a friend, the internet was not working. Dr. Mark Dean-An African American Invented Many Of The Programming For The Internet Experiences We Enjoy Today.

He looked for his mobile phone, but it was not there because, The inventor of the Cellular phone is Black man Henry Sampson.

“Oh well, “Grandfather said, “Go and do your hair.” Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a Black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a Black female invented the brush.

Well, he was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess without the hair care inventions of Madam C. J. Walker, — well, you get the picture.Grandfather told Theo, “Let’s do the chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store.”

Theo’s job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a Black man, invented the dustpan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a Black man, invented the mop.

Theo thought to himself, “I’m not having any luck.” “Well, son,” Grandfather said. “We should wash the clothes and prepare a list for the grocery store.” When he was finished, Theo went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a Black man, invented the clothes dryer. Theo got a pencil and some paper to prepare the list for the market, but noticed that the pencil lead was broken, as well he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener. He reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a Black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine, and W. A. Lavette, the printing press.

So they decided to head out to the market. Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see the lawnmower was invented by John Burr, a Black man.

They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn’t go. You see, Robert Spikes, a Black man, invented the automatic gear shift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines.

They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a Black man invented the traffic light.

ELIJAH J. MCCOY Africa-America Inventor 57 U.S. Patents Lubrication Steam Engines.

Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see, John Standard, a Black man, invented the refrigerator. So they put the food on the counter.

By this time, they noticed it was getting mighty cold. Theo went to turn up the heat and what do you know, Alive Parker, a Black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a Black man, invented the air conditioner.

It was almost time for Theo’s father to arrive home. He usually took the bus, but there was no bus because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another Black man, Elbert T. Robinson. He usually took the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a Black man, invented the elevator. He usually dropped off the office mail at a nearby mailbox, but it was no longer there because Phillip Downing, a Black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo sat at the kitchen table with his head in his hands. When his father arrived he asked, ” Why are you sitting in the dark?” Why?? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a Black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

Africa America George Carruthers developed ways to use ultraviolet imaging in order to view images in deep space that were previously impossible to see. In 1972, Carruthers invented the “Far Ultraviolet Camera/Spectograph,” the first moon-based observatory. It was used in the Apollo 16 mission. Then, in 1986, one of his inventions captured an image of Hailey’s Comet—the first time a comet had ever been pictured from space.

Benjamin Montgomery – born into slavery in 1819 in Loudon County, Virginia. Benjamin invented a special propeller which allowed steamboats to navigate in shallow water.

A Slave Bradley Helped Set Up Scientific Experiments.In The 1840s, He Developed a Steam Engine For a War Ship.

Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world.

Not to mention if he were ever sick and needed blood. Charles Drew, a Black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood which led to his starting the world’s first blood bank.

And what if a family member had to have surgery. This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams,

So if you ever wonder, like Theo, where we would be without Blacks? Well, it’s pretty plain to see, we could very well still be in the dark!

People Actually Thought A Pastor Undressed Female Church Members And Kissed Them On Their Asses

Let me be the first to say on the behalf of the sensible, reasonable, logical black community that’s peeking around the corner at you idiots:



Because why?:
this is why

And don’t you fucking shrug your shoulders, roll your eyes and tell me ‘because, Jesus wept’! If Jesus was real, you damn fucking right he wept. Cesare fucking wept! You know full fucking well this wasn’t what it spread around the internet to be.


What was the point in this exactly? Can you imagine how that played out in Church? Can you imagine the fucking uproar? Maybe not, black people tend to just pray it away using their faith to make it work. Tsk.

Let’s entertain this though. Let’s entertain that he did go through with this because most pastors are perverts. You know what happened? He sat at his desk with his deacons and they congregated:

Pastor: Hey man, I got blue balls. The wife ain’t giving it up. Should I just go after one of the church members?
Deacons: No, dude are you slow? They will run and tell EVERYBODY!
Pastor: *Rolls eyes with an exasperated sigh* Any suggestions?!
Deacons: Man, I don’t know. We need a scheme. These bitches will fall for anything.
Pastor: Yea, you’re right about that and even if I don’t even get the booty, I at least want to touch one.
Deacons: *Lights somehow come on upstairs. Must have rigged their line up with the neighbors* Get them naked!
Pastor: What?!
Deacons: Did we stutter? Get. Them. Naked. And Ooh, ooh! Tell them it’s for religion. Tell them you have to kiss their ass to give them the blessing of Jesus.
Pastor: But, Jesus kissed feet, not asses. Wait, wait, did he kiss feet or did they kiss his feet?
Deacons: Hell if I know, you on or not?
Pastor: As long as it’s on a beach then I’m ready like Freddy!”
Deacons: *In unison* I’ll get the camera.

Get the fuck out of here!

I’m only a bit deterred about this because people didn’t fact check. Black people are spreading this around; atheist pages …are spreading this shit around and um, stop it. It’s from a porno shoot. I’ll save that for a different blog post.

Black People…

I haven’t made a post like this in a while and I know I’m going to get slack for it. There’s just something that’s been on my mind..

Black people…

You’re too forgiving; too fucking peaceful to the very people who’d rather see you dead. You’ll argue all day about what the next person is doing with their lives. but won’t put that energy into something that can possibly make a change. You’ll kill someone over a corner in a neighborhood that you don’t own but can’t put that same goddamn energy into something that makes much more sense.

Out of all the things you shouldn’t be doing is praying. It hasn’t solved anything. You’re giving the white man your prayers and forgiveness. but people in your own lives get disowned for less; kicked to the curb over something you’ll regret later. You’re your own worst enemy and something needs to change. Stop the fucking praying, you’re wasting your time. You think those white people you’re so readily and easily able to forgive is actually praying? Do you think they actually believe that nonsense they brainwashed you with?

Black people, we need to do something and hands clasped in prayer is the definition of doing absolutely nothing. You won’t be able to see change because you’re afraid. That’s what they want you to be; they want you to be afraid, delusional, and blind. They want you think people like us are crazy.

Wake up!

The worst thing you could do is give racist people your “forgiveness”. They damn sure wouldn’t give you theirs.

That’s my five cents…

i luh god

‘I Luh God’ | Black Embarrassment Television

I unfortunately, ran across something I wish I hadn’t. I guess that’s the price I pay for using social media. What I saw made me lose all hope for the religious black community. A song called ‘I Luh God’ by a “gospel” singer named Erica Campbell.

This is what Erica Campbell had to say:

Everyone doesn’t speak properly. Everyone doesn’t live in a well-maintained manicured neighborhood. People live in rough neighborhoods and they speak how they speak. No matter where you are, you have to acknowledge that you’re blessed. Everybody don’t like it. Some people are upset about it, but they’ll be all right. God don’t live in a box. Why should I?

Because – lazy ass – you’re supposed to be above that. You’re supposed to do – and be the opposite of what society expects. Jesus fucking Christ you religious people are something else. Not only are you religious while black, you’re proving a stereotype a lot of black people are trying to get rid of.

I read somewhere that someone called her the Beyoncé of gospel music. Just to add insult to injury…read this:

In response to the criticism, Erica Campbell told the The Tom Joyner Morning Show that the song was made in the trap/hood style to appeal to people in lower-income neighbourhoods, like the one she grew up in.

If I slam my head on my desk any harder, I’d be just as dense as her.

I get it, black people are simple creatures when it come to music, but don’t insult us. I ‘luh‘ god? Are you serious? I don’t know what’s more embarrassing: The blatant and very much intended spelling error, the trap house music style to the song, the entire song itself, or the people who’s eating this shit up.

These kinds of people have no shame because the dollar amount takes care of that. Maybe I should go into religious work. It seems that’s where the money is. My morally sound conscience can’t lie to people and use them for monetary gain though, so there’s that.

But what the fuck!? Really?

The song is on youtube, but the video isn’t, which is why I haven’t posted a video of it here. But here’s a link to the video because you can’t just listen to the song, you have to see the full effect of that nonsense in all its glory. Let me know how it ended, 1:40 in and I was through.

I never understood how the religious could say that’s the devil’s music and then turn around and use the same type of music to put in gospel lyrics and says it’s for Christ.Yea, I guess that makes it okay. 

Get the fuck out of here.


Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes White People Don’t Quote

Inspired by a post from Tumblr…

Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.-
Martin Luther King, Jr.

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

A riot is the language of the unheard.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Property is intended to serve life, and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect, it has no personal being. It is part of the earth man walks on. It is not man.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

I’ve come upon something that disturbs me deeply. We have fought hard and long for integration, as I believe we should have, and I know that we will win. But I’ve come to believe we’re integrating into a burning house. – Martin Luther King Jr.

Creflo Dollar

Unashamed Prophet For Profit | The Praise That Pays!

Religion – the Opiate of the masses!

Creflo Dollar needed a 65 million dollar jet to fly him and his employees around? Ever heard of economy class? It’s either that or fix the jet you already have! Jesus fucking Christ, man!

We are asking members, partners and supporters of this ministry to assist in the undertaking of an initiative called Project G650. The mission of Project G650 is to acquire a Gulfstream G650 airplane so that Pastors Creflo and Taffi and World Changers Church International can continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of grace. We are believing for 200,000 people to give contributions of 300 US dollars or more to turn this dream into a reality—and allow us to retire the aircraft that served us well for many years. -Creflo

In this day and age I’m not surprised. These characters aren’t even trying to hide it anymore.

This sad bastard wants 300 dollars from every donor? Are you serious? Am I being trolled right now? I’m only asking because there are people sticking up for this guy; most of them being black people of course.

“What he does is important! He needs the jet to change lives!” Bullshit! I’m saddened that I have to give this guy the attention, but something needs to be said here. He’s a con-artist swindling people out of their money. I don’t know who to blame here, him or his sheep. It’s sad to see so many black people asleep. They need to wake up. All these pastors are doing when they’re jumping up and down, whooping and hollering; dancing and screaming is electric sliding their asses to the bank.

He’s not asking for money to help the less fortunate, he’s asking for money so he can easily take yours. Where I grew up people would call someone like Dollar a hustler, and that’s exactly what he’s doing, hustling.

The College Park location serves 30,000 members, the ministry has satellite churches across the U.S. Dollar has an estimated net worth of $27 million – that’s 200 times more than the $29,640 average annual income in College Park, Ga.

The question I have is why can’t he pay for this jet himself? Why can’t he fix the one he has? Why do he need his sheep to pay for it? He’s asking people with no jobs, that are gullible, looks up to him – unfortunately, that are below the poverty line to pay for a fucking…jet. Some of these people who go to his church don’t even have a home!

He sells you a pipe dream, while sticking his hand in your pockets. All that “flossing” he does in front of his congregation and he can’t foot the bill for his own jet? He’s full of shit.

Didn’t this guy say he had dreams/visions of executing anyone who didn’t pay tithes?


How can you look at this guy and not see a master manipulator? It’s because you’re brainwashed, blind, and willfully ignorant. He’s taking money out of the community by the millions instead of contributing to the community just so he can fly above while telling his congregation “praise the lord!” while he does it.

He told them: “Take nothing for the journey–no staff, no bag, no bread, no money, no extra shirt. -Luke 9:3

I guess a jet is okay though.