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Absurd Images of ‘Religious Sightings’

Funyun

Law clerk John Mize claimed that a pair of Funyuns, an onion-flavored snack food, resembled the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.

Religots

Believers crowd around an apparition of the Virgin Mary located underneath an underpass.

Rust

A red substance, that believers say is blood, drips from the eyes of a statue of the Virgin Mary on the outskirts of Sacramento, Calif.

Fire

An apparition of the Virgin Mary appeared in a fire-damaged home in Mexico, Maine.

Poope

A bonfire atop Matyska mountain in southern Poland took an auspicious shape in 2007, leading locals to believe it resembled the silhouette of late Pope John Paul II, above l., making a blessing.

Chocolate

A piece of chocolate bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary was found at Bodega Chocolates in Fountain Valley, Calif.

Tree

Markings on a tree in Tegucigalpa, Honduras, were believed to be the image of the Virgin Mary. Many people gathered at the site to pray following a family’s discovery.

Water

A Mexican woman touches a puddle of water believed to be an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe on June 4, 1997. A broken water pipeline caused the puddle to appear in a subway station in Mexico City. About 20,000 people visited the site per day following its appearance.

Grilled Cheese

Women see Mary in her Grilled Cheese sandwich

Kit-Kat

Jesus has been spotted in a Kit-Kat.

Jesus Wood

If you look closely, you can see a faint face figure in the wood. (Lol)

Teabag

What do you see? I simply see a tea bag.

Water Mary

Condensation collected on one mans door, and this image repeatedly appeared and remained for several weeks.

dental x ray

A woman sees Jesus in her dental x ray.

Jim Lawry  of Ohio sees Jesus in bird shit.

Jim Lawry of Ohio sees Jesus in bird shit.

Lisa Swinton can see Jesus in her banana.

Lisa Swinton can see Jesus in her banana.

Jesus was seen in the Northern Lights by a Jón Hilmarsson of Akranes.

Jesus was seen in the Northern Lights by a Jón Hilmarsson of Akranes.

Jesus' head in a chest X Ray. of a man named Reynaldo Farinas.

Jesus’ head in a chest X Ray. of a man named Reynaldo Farinas.

Erika Scheldt  of Sullivan Island S.C. sees Jesus in a fucking Stingray...

Erika Scheldt of Sullivan Island S.C. sees Jesus in a fucking Stingray…

Isn’t it amazing how Jesus fucks with his followers? Showing up unexpectedly in mundane things instead of you know, being useful!

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