‘God Told Me to Walk The Streets Naked’

Designed by Asilee
These voices are something else aren’t they?

THIBODAUX, La. – A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested. Thibodaux police responded to an obscenity complaint around 2 a.m. Thursday and found Shafiq Mohamed walking nude down the street. When approached, Mohamed reportedly told officers that “America raped him” and added God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.

Mohamed was taken into custody and charged with obscenity. He was booked into the Lafourche Parish Detention Center where he awaited bail.

It was not immediately known whether Mohamed has an attorney.

I wonder if this God of his told him to walk off a cliff would he do it. I’m sure though as he was doing this, he had to be singing Erykah Badu’s Window Seat in his head.

If they aren’t seeing Jesus in a dog’s ass and in grilled cheese sandwiches, they’re walking the streets naked or shooting up a school because of the voices in their head. Characteristics of a Class A closet case.

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