Yea, I said it. They be rollin’. They will ride up and down the street with their faces plastered to the windows looking for unsuspecting people.
I was one of those unsuspecting people when they rolled up. I was waiting on a bus when someone in a car pulled up in a drive next to the bus stop. Minding my own business, not paying attention because I assumed they pulled up to turn around and go about their business. Well that was not the case. A Jehovah witness came out of no where with an Awake! and Watchtower magazine and asked me could she leave them with me. I started to say “No, I’m an Atheist” but I decided not to. What was hilarious about the ordeal was, the woman was Korean or something. When she walked up, it was like I just walked in to a dollar store/hair store owned by someone Chinese.
I don’t know where my mind was between the time the car pulled up and the time I took to tell her no because I don’t even remember them pulling out the driveway and taking off.
This is all new to me because the Jehovah’s I knew walked up and down the street, not religiously drive-by your unsuspecting ass. I know now that catching a bus isn’t safe. I mean yea, an old woman tried to give me one when I was on a bus as well. She actually got upset that I wouldn’t take it. She must have thought all Black people are religious.
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.” 3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
This failed abortion‘s interpretation of slavery is pretty preposterous. To try to rationalize slavery is ABSURD! So, the holocaust was what…a day at the spa?
Slavery – 1. The condition of a slave; bondage. 2. The keeping of slaves as a practice or institution. 3. A state of subjection like that of a slave: He was kept in slavery by drugs. 4. Severe toil; drudgery.
She should have been a throat child. No one can be that stupid. She as smart as a bag of shit on fire.
It’s amazing how Christian’s main source is…GOOGLE. I seriously hope she don’t have kids. Religion does things to people. It’s quite scary if you think about it. She’s living proof that she’s brainwashed by idiocy and paranoia. She couldn’t Google slavery before 1600′s or is she just retarded? Wowwellwouldya’lookitthat! I googled “slavery before the 1600′s” and I got this.
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 )
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 )
If you’re a christian go and get you a boat load of slaves, the good book says you can.
I can’t believe this retard tried to sweeten up a plate of shit.
With just those parts in the bible can I become a Christian and go get me some slaves? Damn Christians get all the fun. Slaves, heaven, hell; and a guy in the clouds watching me take a shit. Dammit Craig! I want me some pigs feet and collard greens too!
Law clerk John Mize claimed that a pair of Funyuns, an onion-flavored snack food, resembled the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.
Believers crowd around an apparition of the Virgin Mary located underneath an underpass.
A red substance, that believers say is blood, drips from the eyes of a statue of the Virgin Mary on the outskirts of Sacramento, Calif.
An apparition of the Virgin Mary appeared in a fire-damaged home in Mexico, Maine.
A bonfire atop Matyska mountain in southern Poland took an auspicious shape in 2007, leading locals to believe it resembled the silhouette of late Pope John Paul II, above l., making a blessing.
A piece of chocolate bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary was found at Bodega Chocolates in Fountain Valley, Calif.
Markings on a tree in Tegucigalpa, Honduras, were believed to be the image of the Virgin Mary. Many people gathered at the site to pray following a family's discovery.
A Mexican woman touches a puddle of water believed to be an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe on June 4, 1997. A broken water pipeline caused the puddle to appear in a subway station in Mexico City. About 20,000 people visited the site per day following its appearance.
Women see Mary in her Grilled Cheese sandwich
Jesus has been spotted in a Kit-Kat.
If you look closely, you can see a faint face figure in the wood. (Lol)
What do you see? I simply see a tea bag.
Condensation collected on one mans door, and this image repeatedly appeared and remained for several weeks.
The naive and religiously blinded believes every Tom, Dick, and Harry are apart of the Illuminati. Those who believe this have no clue to what the Illuminati means or what it is. They figure because they’re religious and the Illuminati is supposedly people who worship the devil, they think they can go around thinking their shit don’t stink.
People watched Kanye West‘s recent video ‘Power’ and just ran away with it. Immediately figured his video was some form of conspiracy. No telling if it’s true or not but does it really matter? If you’re of religious faith, shouldn’t you just worry about your own ass?
The video is “satanic” it’s filled with “hidden messages”. How do some of you sleep at night? Really I’m serious, from how this one character broke the video down to the last second [the actual song is much longer than the video by the way] I’m starting to wonder:
0:04 Illuminated eyes, hence Illuminati.
0:15 Head of Horus sun god against god/Antichrist.
0:24 Satanic horns.
0:26 No one man should rule, [God should not rule].
0:30 Clocks ticking counting down to 2012.
0:39 System broken school closed prison open=nuclear war/FEMA camps.
0:52 White man world=angel world, demons ruling it.
1:27 Swords combine to make masonic compass and pyramid with an all seeing eye which is on the dollar bill. Which is the Illumination’s sign.
Instead of paying attention to video or ‘moving painting’ as some put it, you should listen to the lyrics of the whole song which is 4:57 long.
I’m livin’ in the 21st century
Doin’ something mean to it
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the ’80s, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need his own theme music
No one man should have all that power
The clock’s tickin’, I just count the hours
Stop trippin’, I’m trippin’ off the power
The system broken, the schools closed, the prisons open
We ain’t got nothin’ to lose, ma’f-cka, we rollin’
Huh? Ma’f-cka, we rollin’
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands
In this white man world, we the ones chosen
So goodnight, cruel world, I see ya’ in the mornin’
Huh? I see you in the mornin’
This is way too much, I need a moment
No one man should have all that power
The clock’s tickin’, I just count the hours
Stop trippin’, I’m trippin’ off the power
‘Til then, f-ck that, the world’s ours
And then they (Go)
And then they
And then they (Go)
And then they
f-ck SNL and the whole cast
Tell ‘em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole a-s
More specifically, they can kiss my a-shole
I’m an a-shole? You niggas got jokes
You short-minded niggas’ thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
Now I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He know, he so, f-ckin’ gifted
I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind, but couldn’t open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty
Is honestly being prodded by these grown thoughts
Reality is catchin’ up with me
Takin’ my inner child, I’m fighting for it, custody
With these responsibilities that they entrusted me
As I look down at my dia-mond-encrusted piece
Nigga, no one man should have all that power
The clock’s tickin’, I just count the hours
Stop trippin’, I’m trippin’ off the power
‘Til then, f-ck that, the world’s ours
Holy, powers, Austin, Powers
Lost in translation with a whole f-ckin’ nation
They say I was the abomination of Obama’s nation
Well, that’s a pretty bad way to start the conversation
At the end of day, goddammit, I’m killin’ this sh-t
I know damn well y’all feelin’ this sh-t
I don’t need yo’ p-ssy, b-tch, I’m on my own d-ck
I ain’t gotta power trip, who you goin’ home with?
How ‘Ye doin’? I’m survivin’
I was drinkin’ earlier, now I’m drivin’
Where the bad b-tches, huh? Where ya hidin’?
I got the power, make yo’ life so excitin’ (So excitin’)
Now this would be a beautiful death
Jumpin’ out the window
Lettin’ everything go
Lettin’ everything go
Now this would be a beautiful death
Jumpin’ out the window
Lettin’ everything go
Lettin’ everything go
Now this would be a beautiful death
Jumpin’ out the window
Lettin’ everything go
Lettin’ everything go
Now this would be a beautiful death
Jumpin’ out the window
Lettin’ everything go
Lettin’ everything go
You got the power to let power go
Is Kanye West being a ‘devil worshiper’ paying your bills, putting food on the table, clothes on your back; a roof over your head? Right, thought so. If the Illuminati were truly in fruition, do you really think the would let an ego-maniac that is Kanye West any where near it? I think it’s safe to say that it was better off when people translated his video assuming he was some sort of king surrounded by half-naked white women.
Then again, religion and idiots never mixed. “So goodnight cruel world, I’ll see ya’ in the mornin’”.
