Absurd Images of ‘Religious Sightings’

Funyun

Law clerk John Mize claimed that a pair of Funyuns, an onion-flavored snack food, resembled the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.

Religots

Believers crowd around an apparition of the Virgin Mary located underneath an underpass.

Rust

A red substance, that believers say is blood, drips from the eyes of a statue of the Virgin Mary on the outskirts of Sacramento, Calif.

Fire

An apparition of the Virgin Mary appeared in a fire-damaged home in Mexico, Maine.

Poope

A bonfire atop Matyska mountain in southern Poland took an auspicious shape in 2007, leading locals to believe it resembled the silhouette of late Pope John Paul II, above l., making a blessing.

Chocolate

A piece of chocolate bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary was found at Bodega Chocolates in Fountain Valley, Calif.

Tree

Markings on a tree in Tegucigalpa, Honduras, were believed to be the image of the Virgin Mary. Many people gathered at the site to pray following a family's discovery.

Water

A Mexican woman touches a puddle of water believed to be an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe on June 4, 1997. A broken water pipeline caused the puddle to appear in a subway station in Mexico City. About 20,000 people visited the site per day following its appearance.

Grilled Cheese

Women see Mary in her Grilled Cheese sandwich

Kit-Kat

Jesus has been spotted in a Kit-Kat.

Jesus Wood

If you look closely, you can see a faint face figure in the wood. (Lol)

Teabag

What do you see? I simply see a tea bag.

Water Mary

Condensation collected on one mans door, and this image repeatedly appeared and remained for several weeks.

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3 thoughts on “Absurd Images of ‘Religious Sightings’

  1. Grandma’s Neck Fat | Notes on Words February 28, 2013 at 6:52 pm Reply

    [...] are all subject to apophenia. It is part of the human condition. Whether people are finding Jesus in a piece of burnt toast (or whatever) or wearing the same pair of boxer shorts every time they [...]

  2. Barry Johnstone August 31, 2010 at 12:50 am Reply

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    • Lee August 31, 2010 at 8:44 am Reply

      What is wrong with you, your brain, and your keyboard? Don’t do it again.

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